How Do I Open A BR24BP To Change The Batteries?

[Anonymous user]

How Do I Open A BR24BP To Change The Batteries?

Should I Take A Chain Saw To It?

Have Farm Animals Drag It Around Until The Case Opens?

Drop It Out A Window From A Tall Building?

I Can't Find Any Docs On this...

[TheNotoriousKMP_apc]

This battery pack, unlike Smart-UPS XL battery packs, does not have user replaceable batteries. That is why there is no documentation nor easy way to remove the old batteries from the chassis.

[Anonymous user]

Thats What I Thought.

[Anonymous user]

You forgot to mention "Have your fellow Spartan warriors throw spears at it"... 😉 😉

LONG LIVE SPARTA !!!!!

...Dave

PS you might enjoy this:

300: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT™
By Rod Hilton

FADE IN:

EXT. SPARTA

PERSIAN MESSENGER PETER MENSAH approaches SPARTA and demands to see the king, GERARD BUTLER.

PETER MENSAH
I am a messenger for Rodrigo Santoro. He wants a gift of water and earth from you as a sign that you fall under his rule.

GERARD BUTLER
The men and women of Sparta submit to no ruler.

PETER MENSAH
But they all submit to you. You’re their king. And you submit to a bunch of inbred priests that talk to gods.

GERARD BUTLER
I shall kill you where you stand for pointing out how silly the premise is!

PETER MENSAH
Whoa, hold on. You’re going to kill a messenger? For basically insulting your pride? We’ve already established we kill newborn babies if they don’t look great - killing messengers because your d*ck is small won’t exactly get the audience on our side.

GERARD BUTLER
Um, it’s for FREEDOM.

PETER MENSAH
Oh, well if you’re going to use the word “freedom” then that changes everything. Clearly you’re the good guys now.

GERARD kills the PERSIANS, sentencing his people to fight a battle they cannot win. This is HEROIC, rather than JUVENILE.

EXT. HOT GATES

GERARD BUTLER, DAVID WENHAM, VINCENT REGAN, and 297 EXTRAS PISSED OFF THEY SPENT SO MUCH TIME IN THE GYM ONLY TO GET A NON-SPEAKING PART all watch as the invading army of CGI invaders renders itself closer and closer.

Suddenly, a MUTANT ANDREW TIERNAN appoaches.

MUTANT ANDREW TIERNAN
Gerard, let me fight by your side. All I ever get are sh!t parts on TV shows. I’m finally in a movie, please give me some screen time.

GERARD BUTLER
No. Even though you know about a secret passage that will allow the Persians to defeat us, I’ve decided once again that my pride is more important than my intelligence. f**k off.

MUTANT ANDREW TIERNAN
Geeze, what a dick. You’re sure you’re the good guys in this story?

GERARD BUTLER
Freedom!

DAVID WENHAM
Freedom, f**k yeah!

VINCENT REGAN
Freedom is good! And since we use the word freedom, it means we embrace it! Freedom freedom!

A METRIC f**kTON of PERSIANS attack, but they are killed. The scenes go in and out of slow-motion stylistically as pixelated blood decorates the fake landscape.

VINCENT REGAN
If video game makers are trying so hard to make their games “look like movies” why are we trying so hard to make our movie look like a video game?

GERARD BUTLER
We’re going for the “brainless thick-headed macho asshole” demographic

DAVID WENHAM
Have you seen our costumes? I’m pretty sure we’re going for the “closeted homosexual” demographic.

After some more violence, RODRIGO SANTORO decides to talk

RODRIGO SANTORO
Bow before me, your new god. I have divine powers, and I shall spare you if you submit to me.

GERARD BUTLER
We will never embrace your silly mysticism. We much prefer our own, with all the inbred mutant guys at the top of the mountain and the naked oracle chick.

RODRIGO SANTORO
You will pay for this! I will burn all Greek writings! Nobody will ever know you existed!

GERARD BUTLER
Greek? I’m Greek? Why the f**k have I been doing a Scottish accent for the entire movie?

RODRIGO SANTORO
For that matter, why are most of my Persian fighters caucasian?

Predictably, MUTANT ANDREW TIERNAN tells RODRIGO about the secret passage. Persians surround the Spartans. There is some more fighting as the audience is doused with TESTOSTERONE.

VINCENT REGAN
(dying)
Man, this whole plan was really, really stupid.

GERARD BUTLER
(dying)
Freedom!

VINCENT REGAN
Did I say stupid? I meant brave and inspirational! Freedom!

END
Copyright 2007 Rod Hilton. All Rights Reserved. This document may be reproduced verbatim (allowing censorship and translation) as long as the author’s name is preserved and this notice is either preserved or referenced.

[Anonymous user · Accepted solution]

KingSparta wrote:
How Do I Open A BR24BP To Change The Batteries?

Should I Take A Chain Saw To It?

Have Farm Animals Drag It Around Until The Case Opens?

Drop It Out A Window From A Tall Building?

I Can't Find Any Docs On this...

Unless the chassis is glued, you should be able to open it. If screws don't open it, there are locking tabs somewhere, which can be opened if you're good at taking things apart. Once you have it apart, it's just a matter of locating the correct type batteries.